THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 & 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 & 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 & 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 & 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 & 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 & 6 0, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes, takes care of business.

Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet, beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 & 80, a man is like Illinois, governed by nuts.