Blonde With a Flat Tire

A blonde had a flat tire on the highway, so she eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car, and opened the trunk.

She took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so life-like you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

As she started to change her tire, cars began slowing down looking at the life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a highway patrol officer pulled up behind her. He got out of his car and started walking towards the blond. She could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" the officer asked.

"My car has a flat tire," the blonde said calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" She couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So she told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."